Mr. Worried.
Him: Umm, mom, umm, those red things don’t smell good.
Me: Don’t worry, sweet boy, I’m sure you won’t even know they’re in there.
Him: Turkey. Where’s the turkey? Shouldn’t you be cooking the turkey? Turkey is my favorite.
Me: Here, have a piece of cheese.
Him: Oh boy, cheese is my favorite!
Me: Good boyee!
Him: Umm, are you gonna take a shower today? Just sayin’.
Me: GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
