Mr. Worried.  

Him:  Umm, mom, umm, those red things don’t smell good.

Me:  Don’t worry, sweet boy, I’m sure you won’t even know they’re in there.

Him:  Turkey.  Where’s the turkey?  Shouldn’t you be cooking the turkey?  Turkey is my favorite.

Me:  Here, have a piece of cheese.

Him:  Oh boy, cheese is my favorite!

Me: Good boyee!

Him:  Umm, are you gonna take a shower today?  Just sayin’.

Me:  GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

Notes

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